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Where do pets come from?

November 17th 2008 07:26
A newly discovered chapter in the Book of Genesis has provided the answer to 'Where do pets come from?'

Adam and Eve said, 'Lord, when we were in the garden, you walked with us every day. Now we do not see you any more. We are lonesome here, and it is difficult for us to remember how much you love us.'

And God said, I will create a companion for you that will be with you and who will be a reflection of my love for you, so that you will love me even when you cannot see me.. Regardless of how selfish or childish or unlovable you may be, this new companion will accept you as you are and will love you as I do, in spite of yourselves.'


And God created a new animal to be a companion for Adam and Eve. And it was a good animal. And God was pleased.

And the new animal was pleased to be with Adam and Eve and he wagged his tail.

And Adam said, 'Lord, I have already named all the animals in the Kingdom and I cannot think of a name for this new animal.'

And God said, ' I have created this new animal to be a reflection of my love for you, his name will be a reflection of my own name, and you will call him DOG which is God spelled backwards.


And Dog lived with Adam and Eve and was a companion to them and loved them.

And they were comforted.

And God was pleased.

And Dog was content and wagged his tail.




After a while, it came to pass that an angel came to the Lord and said, 'Lord, Adam and Eve have become filled with pride. They strut and preen like peacocks and they believe they are worthy of adoration. Dog has indeed taught them that they are loved, but perhaps too well.'

And God said, I will create for them a companion who will be with them and who will see them as they are. The companion will remind them of their limitations, so they will know that they are not always worthy of adoration.
And God created CAT to be a companion to Adam and Eve.



And Cat would not obey them. And when Adam and Eve gazed into Cat's eyes, they were reminded that they were not the supreme beings.

And Adam and Eve learned humility.

And they were greatly improved.

And God was pleased

And Dog was happy.



And Cat didn't give a shit one way or the other.



Pussy(s) will Nevar change!
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When Polar Bears ATTACK!

November 16th 2008 02:37
cuteness happens...









so cute!
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Has anyone seen my label maker lying around? C’mon, someone must have seen it… it’s the one with all the lame-ass terms stored in the memory.



Oh, Nevar mind… looks like I just found it!

Isn’t it odd that the group I refer to as the sandbox rat pack is once again banding together to rationalize and defend the indefensible; their behavior.

Oh, and they want to establish a code of conduct that they can embrace. What's wrong with the rules in place now that they ignore?

When I posted this originally, it was rude and unfair, so, I've modified and reposted it. No need to look for the original, it was removed by Jon without notice. So, here is the gentile version.

Morgan, the asexual princess, seems to initiate many of the blog posts that are personal, antagonistic, mean spirited and spiced up her with claims of innocence, being taken out of context, and of her victimhood.

Alt_ed, the queen of mean, is inflamed with nihilistic self abasement, and if you take offense with his antics, you're at fault.

Ruby So Ho, the broom of death, seems to not hate her father, seems to not hate some men, seems uncertain about whether she not hates children, or not hate herself and nevar, ever, forgives anyone other than her self.

Butterfly7, little lemming7, loves jumping to conclusions and off of cliffs.

PMC, the junior dr. whomever, learned a trick from JC; speaking out his ass.

The sandbox rat pack, is fairly stable and seem to know each other well (perhaps in a biblical sense).

They're easy to offend, provoke, agitate and not much fun to share the Orble sandbox with. We've been fussing and in that, there is nothing new to ponder.

So, what's the life expectancy of this improved blog?

...view Nevar's article here

Actually, come to think of it... this isn't my label maker.

If I were going to throw labels around I'd be far more inclined to call a spade a spade.

So here goes!

Nevar, the biblical dildo, married from a catalogue, makes vein attempts to cover his paedophilic tendencies, king of the cardboard castle.

...we might Nevar know!
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Whah, Whah, Whah!

November 12th 2008 13:41


Relief.
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Pictures of Aborted? Fetuses
The Truth About Anti-abortion Pictures of Alleged Aborted Fetuses


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What does an early abortion look like?

November 7th 2008 23:32
What does an early abortion look like?

All tissue removed from uterus for 5-6 week pregnancy. Forceps point to

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Making Fatherhood a Choice

November 6th 2008 02:20
I just thought I'd share this article which highlights some points of law to the detriment of fathers under US law. I'm still an advocate of a women's right to choose, but indeed I concur that the father should be given further rights and a mechanism via which to air any grievances.


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R-E-S-P-E-C-T! I have a new found respect for the people of America who have made the Right decision, and gone Left.


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Orble's biblical geriatric squad of ultra right-wing hypocrites are uniting in a war against the baby killing liberals of blogtopia. Righteous excrement is being thrown far and wide from the homophobic apologist, to the jingoistic African/Indian American republican, and the lady in waiting


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